walsufnir said:
Jill: "Hello everybody, today Bob is here to present us something groundbreaking. Applause to Bob!"
Bob: "Hello Jill, nice to see you!"
Jill: "Hey Bob, nice to see you! So Bob, please tell us what you brought to us today."
Bob: "Jill, today I present you and the audience nothing less than.... THE FUTURE OF CONSOLE GAMING!"
Jill: "Bob, you do what?! No, this can't be true. I am soooo eager to find out what it is. What is it?!"
Bob: "Calm down, blondie, I will give you details on something *entirely* new..."
Jill: "Bob, please..."
Bob: "Shhhh... Fasten your seatbelts... I hereby present all of you Playstation NOWWWWW!"
Jill: "Playstation, did you really say PLAYSTATION? Omg, I can't hold it" *makes theatrallic moves*
Bob: "Yes, the new online only gaming service, invented by Sony!"
Jill: "Bob, did you just say online only?! That's awesome!"
Bob: "Yes, it is! No more complications putting discs in hardware, no more selling or buying used games! AT ALL!"
Jill: "Wow, that is so good! But Bob, what happens if my internet is off?!"
Bob: "What do you expect? Of course you can't play anymore because it's an online only service!"
Jill: "That is truly amazing!"
Bob: "It is but there is even more, Jill..."
Jill: "Wait, there is even more? That isn't possible..."
Bob: "It is! Not only can't you play while being offline but due to it being an online only service, you even have added controller input delay!"
Jill, almost shedding a tear: "Wait, they also have added input delay? How is that even possible?!"
Bob: "Because of the magicians at Sony, of course! And not only that, Jill...
Jill: "Bob, don't do this to me..."
Bob: "PS Now also makes the IQ worse for being sub-native on your screen!!1!!"
Jill: "Oh My God, Bob. Oh my god. We have gaming now online only, with added controller input delay AND sub-native resolution on TV? Awesome! But Bob, doesn't this sound suspiciously just like the Xbox One from Microsoft (boo sounds from the off when Microsoft was mentioned)?!"
Bob: "You might think it is but we made it even worse - You even have artifacts on your screen because of the awesome compressed video we send you on your TV!"
Jill: "You send compressed video? On our TVs? How the hell is that even possible?"
Bob: "And even better, dumb chicken, we make the image quality even worse when your internet is bad!!"
Jill: "That's absolutely amazing, Bob, absolutely amazing. So let me summarize what PS Now is
- We have online only
- We have added controller input delay
- We have worse IQ than ever before
- We can't really buy games anymore, only rent them
And all of this in one service!?"
Bob: "Yes, Jill, welcome to the FUTURE OF GAMING, brought to you by Sony, Greatness awaits!"
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