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How about a Zelda game where...

 ... our Hero link can not enter a temple until he presents the proper documentation, but in order to get said documentation he has to visit an office where he submits his paperwork and has to wait in line, fill out a form, wait for his number to be called, speak to a representative, submit another form, wait in another line for a different application, fill out the application, take a test, then wait 6-8 weeks for materials to arrive in mail. Maybe that annoying mail guy could deliver the documentation, but instead he could leave a sticker on Link's door citing something about delivery failure, and that he need to stop at the facility for pickup. Once Link arrives, the facility looks suspiciously like a temple where he fights through a maze and arrives at the package pickup window where the employee presents Link with a treasure chest only to contain a slingshot, the first of many many weapons....

 ... oh what an adventure in bureaucracy!