Rumor: Japanese Game Company Kidnapped Dev's Sister To Stop Them From Working With Nintendo

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NiKKoM said:
Damnit.. Ok I'll admit.. I kidnapped badgenome from stopping him mastrubating so much.. It didn't help.. Boy can that guy mastrubate..

If you kidnap someone FROM masturbating, you basically just made sure they will masturbate.

I think you now realize the key flaw in your plan lol.