Hot dogs, bacon and other processed meats cause cancer, WHO declares

[Mr_No]

Wright said:

Mr_No said:

Well shit. I guess I better stop eating bacon, burgers, steaks, hot dogs, sausage and all the like so I can adopt a diet of the more healthier GMOs and so the sun slowly gives me skin cancer as time goes by.

You could go out only at night!

But, but, but... I go to college at morning.

Oh well... might as well eat those dangerous red meats as much as possible. The water, the potent sun, the tainted vegetables and the future stress is going to kill me faster anyways.

Would this mean more careful elaboration of processed foods? I doubt it, but it was worth a try.