Why isn't samus in a mario kart game?

[The Ghost of RubangB]

sc94597 said:

The Ghost of RubangB said:
I think it's proof that G-d wants Samus in the next Mario Kart, and he's manipulating everybody here to keep posting in this thread until Nintendo notices.

So I'm like jesus? I'm an atheist though.

 I'm an atheist too, but this thread is starting to make me question that...