Wow that's pretty bad.
I'd guess you could suggest the Galaxy S5 as that's waterproof but the battery is just meh.
People can be irritating, that would've popped a vein in my head.
There's only 2 races: White and 'Political Agenda'
2 Genders: Male and 'Political Agenda'
2 Hairstyles for female characters: Long and 'Political Agenda'
2 Sexualities: Straight and 'Political Agenda'