Konami: Is this pachinko?
EA: Does it play games? Does it allow microtransactions? Ask the second question first.
Capcom: Hey, I can release old Megaman games here too.
T2, Rockstar: Oh, look, a system that won't get GTA, that's an unusual sight.
Minecraft: Oh, look, another system to put Minecraft in, right?...Right?
Activision: ToCoD, or not to CoD? That, is the Destiny.
Sega: I'll make Sonic games, but please don't ask for refunds.
Square Enix: I'll bring games, sure! Maybe I even bring them to the west, too! Isn't that great?
Namco-Bandai: ♪♪Mugendai na yume no ato no nanimo nai yo no naka ja, sou sa itoshii omoi mo makesou ni naru kedo...♪♪
Bethesda: You say this comes from "Nintendo"? What is that, some kind of card manufacturer?
