Why isn't samus in a mario kart game?

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The Ghost of RubangB said:
It's not even about the original post anymore, man! It's so much bigger than that now! We're making history in this thread! Almost every character has had their own vehicle in their own game, and yet when they all race together, they choose go-karts? Yoshi can turn into a fucking helicopter in Yoshi's Island, Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong each have their own racing games! It's madness! Nothing means anything anymore!

You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas...

One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can't travel in space, you can't go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, uh, with fractions - what are you going to land on - one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That's dialectic physics.