Wyrdness said:
ganoncrotch said:
When I was watching this last night there was a comment I read that made me laugh so hard I woke my wife... like 4 times
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"Damn! My whole pack of matches just caught fire. I'll throw it in my plastic bag full of papers and kleenex, while I check the carpet carefully to see if it's damaged. What? The whole garbage bag is on fire! What should I do? Throw it outside? Throw it in the bathtub? No, I'll throw it on top of a thick rug in the corner of the room, then I'll put several cardboard boxes on top of it. That should do the trick while I check the score of the game on TV in the other room. I'll come back with a large plastic bowl filled at 10% capacity of water just in case. WHAT!? The fire is still there? Thank God I brought my half a cup of water so I can throw it on the fire. Now I don't need this big plastic bowl anymore so I'll throw it in the fire too. The fire is still there so I'll throw my pillows and comforter in the fire to stop it. What? I have e-mails? Be right back, I need to check mails. Ok, I am back. Damn that fire is resilient. I'll throw my comforter in the fire for good, then leave for 5 minutes. I went to the neighbor to borrow his small pan with water. Wow! That worked well! That almost extinguished it. Now I am confident that this fire is over. I'll leave again for another 5 minutes and be updated about the score on TV. WHAT?!?! The fire is bigger than ever! My neighbor is now helping me to throw very small amounts of water on it. Too late... My whole bed caught on fire. The house is done. I am really sad.""
Maybe it should be added as captions for the video it's so accurate.
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We're going to hell for laughing because of this comment I hope you realize that.
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I'm fairly confident if there was a Hell and it was full of people who would chuckle at that comment, I'd get on fine there tbh with ya :D
