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So I was walking down the street and this stupid fly flies into my throat. I start retching, trying to get it out. Suddenly these two girls walk by me arms linked, and we exchange looks, me still retching. They were giving me very angry looks and I wondered why, since I'm focusing on this wretched insect. Half a block later, I realize what they must have thought. Felt like shit.