Splatoon is a great success but I would not do 1:1 comparison with Mario Kart 8. Splatoon legs are still very young when compared to monsters like Animal Crossing or Mario Kart. Can Splatoon still sell after 1 year? We don't know but there is no reason to assume it will since looking at the history those kind of legs are extremely rare. In short, Splatoon is having amazing legs but not yet legendary.
I cannot imagine toilet-free life.
Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.
-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198
