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Stof stof stof stof. Sweet simple stof. My friend, I plan to spend my summer playing games like I have the last 20+ years and trying to get hired on at some mega-corporation like Best Buy or Target, getting paid in peanuts to peddle their China-made goods as I deal with nasty customers all day. That or another soul-crushing factory/plant job. Simply put, you sir, do not measure up.

Anyways, have fun and be safe:) Be sure to show us pics of your big bushy beard when your return.



"I feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself."