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d21lewis said:
I have the ability to take what you said and make it suit my purpose and then, without changing a single word, twist your words to mean something totally opposite. It's a power known as "mind bending".

Plus I have a PhD. A pretty huge dick.


You only included the last line because the OP has "girl" in her username.  Admit it!