Need help on which console to buy? I know what one you need, and which is the best.

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AbbathTheGrim said:
You should make a poll, swear that you will buy whichever console wins the poll and then provide evidence by taking a picture of yourself with the console, receipt, all while standing beside you PC screen with your own profile opened.

At first glace, this looks like a take on humor. If so, I applaud you. If not... what's the point in that? If a console wins that I don't want due to games not appealing to me, I will not buy it. Waste of money if I'm going to buy it to appease other people.