Your favorite character but autocompleted.

[XanderXT]

Type in "character is a..." And "character is not a..." Into Google. Record the results and then decide how your character has changed with your searches. How do they do on the following?

1. Fight to the death vs arch nemesis.

2. Fight till submission vs arch nemesis. No killing.

3. Blowing up the Moon, with a day of prep.

4. Raising a family.

5. Bowling against you.

6. Competitive ballroom dancing.

7. Eating contest vs a bear.

8. Getting a skittish cat to hang out.

9. Not crying while watching the opening to UP.

10. Shaving with a straight razor.

My favourite character isn't Big Boss, but what I got is: Big Boss is a Pirate and Big Boss is not a Villian.

1. Pretty sure he still beats Revolver Ocelot. Maybe easier, now that he's a pirate.
2. The same as above.
3. Maybe he could use all the Metal Gears he's had to shoot nukes at the moon?
4. This is something he won't do good in. Solid, Liquid, and Solidus all kinda hated him, and he never saw EVA after 1973 . Then again, the child soldiers really loved him.... I think he loses this one.
5. Probably win. I can't bowl for crap.
6. I'm pretty sure he can do it. He's very acrobatic, so he'll be able to bust some moves that others can't do.
7. Are you kidding me? This guy can eat a whole Snake! He can beat the Bear in an eating contest. Heck, he'd probably  eat the bear as well!
8. He'd probably lose, because he'd eat the cat.
9. Are you kidding me? He'd probably cry his eyes out!
10. I'm pretty sure he can do it. The only problem is making him shave in the first place.