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1. How many Nintendo-published games do you own?
A) Less than 100. (Who the hell has more than 100 games from a single publisher?)

2. What's Nintendo's rank in your personal list of best console manufacturers of all time?
B) Second.

3. If given the opportunity, would you spit on a competitor's system?
C) I would do nastier stuff than that.

4. If somebody criticizes Nintendo on the internet, how do you react?
B) I ignore it, because I really don't care.

5. Have you ever criticized Nintendo yourself?
C) I do it all the time. I am a whiner.

6. If Nintendo releases a bad game, what do you do?
B) I wait for a price drop or don't buy it at all.

7. Have you ever gotten into a fight with another Nintendo fan?
A) Yes, because they were wrong.

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B) Yes, because they were right and the truth hurts.

8. What do you think about third party games?
B) Some of them are quite good.

9. If RolStoppable quotes or addresses you in a thread, how do you feel?
B) I feel guilty because I have probably done something wrong.

10. Have you answered all questions truthfully?
A) I did it to the best of my abilities.

Lastly, write down the most important reason why you think that you are a cool Nintendo fan.

I convinced my parents to buy my little brother a Wii U so that I could use it.