Oh baby that title tho.
*Satya Nadella waits patiently for Phil Spencer to give his pitch on why the Xbox brand should continue to be supported.
"We're doing things that!!!!!!!!"
*Nadella faints while orgasming explosively. Phil produces 343 Xbox One's from his pocket which begin shooting discs at terminal velocity towards the YouTube Let's Player convention taking place next door. The people try to create bad reviews to repel the discs, but Phil uses his special DRM attack to make sure the discs stay locked on their targets. Suddenly the discs all begin breaking and veering off course. Phil curses himself for using MCC discs as ammunition.
Satya regains consciousness and orders that all 1st party MS releases will use the MS Paint engine. PewDiePie goes back to screaming at Minesweeper.
#1 Amb-ass-ador
