Nintendo fans, how cool are you?

[Bofferbrauer]

1. How many Nintendo-published games do you own?
A) Less than 100.
B) Between 100-200. (if VC counts)
C) More than 200.

2. What's Nintendo's rank in your personal list of best console manufacturers of all time?
A) First.
B) Second.
C) Third or worse.

3. If given the opportunity, would you spit on a competitor's system?
A) Yes.
B) Probably.
C) I would do nastier stuff than that.

4. If somebody criticizes Nintendo on the internet, how do you react?
A) I try to politely correct the misguided person.
B) I ignore it, because I really don't care.
C) I go all out. I would take a bullet for Nintendo.

5. Have you ever criticized Nintendo yourself?
A) Only when it was justified.
B) Never. I've built a shrine for Shigeru Miyamoto.
C) I do it all the time. I am a whiner.

6. If Nintendo releases a bad game, what do you do?
A) I buy it anyway.
B) I wait for a price drop or don't buy it at all.
C) Nintendo doesn't release bad games.

7. Have you ever gotten into a fight with another Nintendo fan?
A) Yes, because they were wrong.
B) Yes, because they were right and the truth hurts.
C) Yes, but I don't remember why.

8. What do you think about third party games?
A) They are the reason why I am a Nintendo fan.
B) Some of them are quite good. (hint: the good ones are called indies)
C) I only play them when I am high, drunk or both.

9. If RolStoppable quotes or addresses you in a thread, how do you feel?
A) I feel honored that he humors my presence.
B) I feel guilty because I have probably done something wrong.
C) I feel annoyed because he is so full of himself that Reggie Fils-Aime looks humble in comparison.

10. Have you answered all questions truthfully?
A) I did it to the best of my abilities.
B) I lied a few times because I couldn't help myself.
C) Does it really matter? It's probably all about question 9 anyway.

Lastly, write down the most important reason why you think that you are a cool Nintendo fan.

Playing on a Nintendo console means uniqueness. Being unique is cool. Hence Nintendo fans are coolness incarnated.