1. How many Nintendo-published games do you own?
A) Less than 100.
2. What's Nintendo's rank in your personal list of best console manufacturers of all time?
A) First.
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3. If given the opportunity, would you spit on a competitor's system?
A) Yes.
4. If somebody criticizes Nintendo on the internet, how do you react?
B) I ignore it, because I really don't care.
5. Have you ever criticized Nintendo yourself?
B) Never. I've built a shrine for Shigeru Miyamoto.
6. If Nintendo releases a bad game, what do you do?
C) Nintendo doesn't release bad games.
7. Have you ever gotten into a fight with another Nintendo fan?
C) Yes, but I don't remember why.
8. What do you think about third party games?
B) Some of them are quite good.
9. If RolStoppable quotes or addresses you in a thread, how do you feel?
D) I cum hard.
10. Have you answered all questions truthfully?
A) I did it to the best of my abilities.
"I've Underestimated the Horse Power from Mario Kart 8, I'll Never Doubt the WiiU's Engine Again"







