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Watch out, Americans plan to spend 51 cents less on their mothers this year!

Death of American values and economy CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

Yeah, I was actually considering buying Wii Fit for my mother, but then I realized that she would look down on videogames no matter what, and also, she doesn't have a Wii. Hopefully we'll all be able to do something nice for our mothers on this most special of days. Jewelry is too expensive, and I ain't married to her. Videogames are a terrible idea and terribly expensive, and damn if I'm sending freakin' chocolate across the country.

Resort trip it is...