Goku Vs Superman 2 - Death Battle!

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d21lewis said:

JinxRake said:
We are still on about this?
New players have joined?!

Oh happy day!

Why are we ignoring the fact that Superman has become, over time, repeatedly immune to kryptonite?

Why are we ignoring the fact that Superman vs. Batman or Lex Luthor exists solely on the idea of God vs. Man? Superman's greatest enemy is human because having another god fight him would be rather redundant as a story.
THAT is why DBZ, as opposed to DB, is a monumental piece of SHIT story wise.

Why are we ignoring the fact that Superman is NOT, as some would believe, invincible or completely invulnerable? Fact of the matter is that Superman is a tank, but he has OTHER weaknesses except kryptonite: magic, reality altering, human feelings etc. He is nigh invincible strength wise or in terms of durability - all of which are Goku's sole means of comparison to the God Superman -.

Why are we ignoring the fact that Goku's main mean of wining any battle is pulling stuff out of his arse or lucky saves by friends...when he doesn't forfeit altogether?
Don't believe me?
Raditz? Piccolo came around to help out.
Vegeta? Yajirobi with a tail cut, Krilling and Gohan bouncing the Spirit Bomb around.
Frieza? Krillin getting killed and power spike out of his arse in the form of going SSJ.
Cell? Gave up. Power spike out of his arse by Gohan.
Majin Vegeta? No winner.
Majin Buu? BWAHAHAHAHA! He screamed for half an episode and pulled another bullshit transformation out of his arse...and ended up DOING NOTHING to the pink fecker.
Kid Buu? Vegeta getting bounced around while Goku charged his Spirit Bomb, Mr. Satan calling for help to the people of Earth, and people on Namek wishing for Goku's energy to be restored.

So why is everyone banging on about Superman pulling stuff out of his arse to end fight when that is the only freaking way Goku ever fights? Super secret technique number Naruto!

My very first thread ever was called "Goku is a wuss".You would have enjoyed it.

Link it. Now.