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Why? Because he stole the top spot of Time's most influential people from Stephen Colbert.

Shame on you, Miyamoto! No wonder Mario wears red. You're obviously a communist!

Great, now Colbert's going to attempt to prove he can make better video games.



A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.

Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs