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mesoteto said:
i have--had food posioning one time from eating some bad cheese.....god that wasnt fun...the only plus was i was also throwing up at the time so no biggy

Ah, the old twin muzzled cannon trick, nothing quite beats sitting on the can with your ass erupting with a puke bucket between your knees to ralph loudly in. The insane accoustic from the porcelaine and the bucket makes me laugh hard, which in turn activates abdomenal muscles making both muzzles fire even more rapidly and louder, leading to more laughter etc. Painful yet funny, possibly the most paradoxal event a man can go through.