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Normchacho said:
There were so many holes in that movie...
Why did that kid make such a big deal about leaving his girlfriend and then spend the rest of the movie just staring weirdly at other girls?
Because he was a horny teen and there really wasn't that big of a deal that he made when he left.
Then why make him have a GF at the begining at all? All it does it make him seem like a creep for the rest of the movie. Especially since he just stares at the girls.
Why did they go through that hole in the fence at god damn dinosaur park?
Because kids and teenage grandstanding.
By going through an hole broken into a fence that houses dinosaurs? What happened to that know-it-all kid? Wasn't he smart enough to go "No that's a stupid idea, we'll get eaten." He makes like one tiny little argument against it and then just goes "eh, sure, I'm sure whatever broke that fence is friendly."
How on earth did those flying dinosaurs pick up people?
Shown to have claws.
The claws aren't the issue. The larger of the two types in the movie is maybe 100 lbs, there is no earthly way they were picking up an adult human.
Actually, why would those flying dinosaurs immediately know to fly all the way across the island and attack these people?
The flocked in the direction that the window got broken. Just happened to be the same direction.
And didn't bother to scatter once they got out? Also, why did they attack people? Is this an Alfred Hitchcock movie? Those things mostly eat fish and small lizards.
Why was the only helicopter pilot on the whole damn island the instructor who mysteriously goes missing halfway through the film?
Because the rest were from the military team and they kinda had their own shit going on after that. Helicopters weren't of big use there, on account of BIG NOISY THINGS OVER GIANT LIZARDS!
So instead they use big noisy things on the ground amongst the giant lizards? Also, they had a mini-gun, but no helicopter to put it on?
How on earth did that woman run through the jungle in heels?
Buuhuuu, movie logic. Big deal.
Why didn't her closes get dirty during that whole ordeal?
Why was everyone totally okay with watching that dinosaur kill and eat a live goat? What the fuck is wrong with those people? Where's PETA in all this?
Because they came to see a big, hulking carnivorous dinosau kill a small, helpless animal. Kinda law of the nature and stuff. Would you go to a dinosaur park just to see them being thrown some meat? Or would you prefer something more natural? Like a safari.
Pretty sure they don't tie up animals to get eaten at a saffari. when's the last time you were at a zoo and they let a live pig out in the lions den? That's inhuman, and batshit crazy.
Why did they just let Vincent D'Onofrios character die? Sure, he was a dick, but he's still a person and Chris Pratt had a fucking gun that he could have easily saved him with or idk, use his amazing raptor whisperer powers to stop it from killing him but NOPE! They just let some dude get eaten cause....shut up.
Shoot the raptor and attract more attention from the asshole to yourself. Sure, great idea.
To save sombodies life? Yeah, it's not like they were going to be able to hide there forever anyways. Plus, they weren't exactley being quiet up to that point.
If the bad dinosaur had some genetic link to the raptors that let it take control of them from Starlord, why was it then so easy for him to take control back? Is HE part raptor? Is that what they were getting at during the end of Guardians?
Because it was to emphasize how they were smart enough to care, like dogs. The iRex didn't take control, it wasn't mind related or anything...he was just recognized as kin.
Jesus, the more I think about this movie the worse it was.
The more you think, the more pretentious you seem. Yeah, the film was dumb and loud. It's called entertainment. If you didn't know this getting in, I'm surprised you managed to stay through the whole thing.
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