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JinxRake on 04 July 2015
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Normchacho said:
There were so many holes in that movie...

Why did that kid make such a big deal about leaving his girlfriend and then spend the rest of the movie just staring weirdly at other girls?

Because he was a horny teen and there really wasn't that big of a deal that he made when he left. 

Why did they go through that hole in the fence at god damn dinosaur park?

Because kids and teenage grandstanding. 

How on earth did those flying dinosaurs pick up people?

Shown to have claws. 

Actually, why would those flying dinosaurs immediately know to fly all the way across the island and attack these people?

The flocked in the direction that the window got broken. Just happened to be the same direction.

Why was the only helicopter pilot on the whole damn island the instructor who mysteriously goes missing halfway through the film?

Because the rest were from the military team and they kinda had their own shit going on after that. Helicopters weren't of big use there, on account of BIG NOISY THINGS OVER GIANT LIZARDS!

How on earth did that woman run through the jungle in heels?

Buuhuuu, movie logic. Big deal. 

Why didn't her closes get dirty during that whole ordeal?

Why was everyone totally okay with watching that dinosaur kill and eat a live goat? What the fuck is wrong with those people? Where's PETA in all this?

Because they came to see a big, hulking carnivorous dinosau kill a small, helpless animal. Kinda law of the nature and stuff. Would you go to a dinosaur park just to see them being thrown some meat? Or would you prefer something more natural? Like a safari.

Why did they just let Vincent D'Onofrios character die? Sure, he was a dick, but he's still a person and Chris Pratt had a fucking gun that he could have easily saved him with or idk, use his amazing raptor whisperer powers to stop it from killing him but NOPE! They just let some dude get eaten cause....shut up.

Shoot the raptor and attract more attention from the asshole to yourself. Sure, great idea. 

If the bad dinosaur had some genetic link to the raptors that let it take control of them from Starlord, why was it then so easy for him to take control back? Is HE part raptor? Is that what they were getting at during the end of Guardians?

Because it was to emphasize how they were smart enough to care, like dogs. The iRex didn't take control, it wasn't mind related or anything...he was just recognized as kin.

Jesus, the more I think about this movie the worse it was.

The more you think, the more pretentious you seem. Yeah, the film was dumb and loud. It's called entertainment. If you didn't know this getting in, I'm surprised you managed to stay through the whole thing.