There were so many holes in that movie...
Why did that kid make such a big deal about leaving his girlfriend and then spend the rest of the movie just staring weirdly at other girls?
Why did they go through that hole in the fence at god damn dinosaur park?
How on earth did those flying dinosaurs pick up people?
Actually, why would those flying dinosaurs immediately know to fly all the way across the island and attack these people?
Why was the only helicopter pilot on the whole damn island the instructor who mysteriously goes missing halfway through the film?
How on earth did that woman run through the jungle in heels?
Why didn't her closes get dirty during that whole ordeal?
Why was everyone totally okay with watching that dinosaur kill and eat a live goat? What the fuck is wrong with those people? Where's PETA in all this?
Why did they just let Vincent D'Onofrios character die? Sure, he was a dick, but he's still a person and Chris Pratt had a fucking gun that he could have easily saved him with or idk, use his amazing raptor whisperer powers to stop it from killing him but NOPE! They just let some dude get eaten cause....shut up.
If the bad dinosaur had some genetic link to the raptors that let it take control of them from Starlord, why was it then so easy for him to take control back? Is HE part raptor? Is that what they were getting at during the end of Guardians?
Jesus, the more I think about this movie the worse it was.
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