"they should take a trip back to the 16 bit era when they were a bit stricter."
The author fails at video game history. Nintendo didn't really have quality standards. They had censorship standards, which they are not about to go back to.
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs








