If You Made An Original Game Character, How Would They Act?

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SvennoJ said:
I would make a supporting character that mocks the player and occasionally breaks the fourth wall. Little jabs like, "Do you need help carrying all those blunt axes you keep picking up? Oh nm, I don't have any pockets, I'm just a supporting character after all"
"You know we need to go this way right, stop playing with your magic map and focus on the task for a while"
"Sure, running everyone over, bursting into their homes, going through their stuff, I would hire you too"
"Yes, you look great, you finally crafted the last piece of the matching set, can we get going now or would you like a trophy for your efforts. -slow clap-"
"No you can't kill me, sorry. Might as well stop trying, although at least you're paying attention to me now"
"Pushing me off a mountain, how creative. I've become quite good at safe falling over the years. You know, this is not the first time we save the world. Well maybe the first time for whoever is inside your head today, definitely must be their first time the way things have been going so far."
"You can stop blasting now, they are quite dead. Love the pyrotechnics show anyway"
"You picked up 1 gold piece, that's worth 10 silver pieces. Oh, did I already mention that this game session, my bad"
"Aww, we failed the escort mission. Please don't reload again, it makes me nauseous. That guy is not important anyway, did you not notice how he looks almost exactly like that merchant from earlier"

I would buy it.