Mine would be a smart ass who just like me, can't stand cliches or stupid characters who can't see the "elephant in the room".
Typical RPG setting where the plot twist involves the former good guys being the bad ones all along: Stupid female lead "I can't believe they betrayed us! How could I be so foolish?!!" My character: "Bitch! The old guy looks creepy as fuck, his smile is the fakest you could ever see, and his name is freaking Lucifer!!! Are you mentally ill?".
Or "Oh my God, I came across the cutest chick ever! She was alone at the forest, and she has a staff with her... I've no idea who she is, but I fought some baddies who wanted to kidnap her!! Aren't I like, super cool and badass?" My character: "Oh hell no! You did not pick up some dumb healer bitch from the woods!! Now we have to save the world cause we secretly have powers and shit, and we're the chosen ones who can stop this evil force who we won't know who it is until the last two hours of our quest!! I hate you.".
Dumb female lead: "With you by my side, I feel like I can take on anyone, no one can't stop us as long as we have the powers of friendship". My character: "Bitch I ain't yo friend, I barely know you dumb ass".







