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Dang, dog. Just tell your girl "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."

OT: Here's the dealie - if you lie, it will come back to haunt you. If you tell the truth, she'll bail.

I recommend listening to Usher's song "Confessions Part 1, Part 2 and the Remix" for help.

The 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.