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Smeags said:
impertinence said:

Be sure not to choke on a peanut in all the excitement!

Unfortunately I'm not as wise as George W., so unlike him I wouldn't survive.

Forgive me if I am out of line, but if I may make a suggestion. As tempting as the unlimited free peanuts are, please skip this wonderful offer from Five Guys just this one time. We can not afford to lose you!

And in the off chance you didn't know; Five Guys will grill the jalapenos if you ask, it's pretty amazing and highly recommended.