Rubang's Reviews #1: If you don't like Brawl you're not a real gamer!

[Audiomatic]

The Ghost of RubangB said:
Oh fuck yeah. My thread's BACK and heating up all over again!

I found it by going through my new best friend Audiomatic's post history.

Hell, I was born in 1983 and I started gaming in I don't know, 1984 or 1985, the second I could climb on a chair to touch the tabletop Pong machine, then I learned to read really fast (thanks to my hero Dr. Seuss) so I could play Zelda II and Dragon Warrior, and then I was off to my intense long division training on Donkey Kong Jr. Math. And still... if I had some huge balls and no brains and didn't like Brawl... I wouldn't be a real gamer.

It's fighting at its best. Just ask Riot of the Blood. He was almost a hater. The game converted him. It was a beautiful transformation. Let Brawl heal you Audiomatic.

To compare this game to Tekken is just ... unjust. It's gross. Tekken doesn't even have 4 player FFAs or Ultimate Chimeras or Smash Balls or sausages or co-op adventure modes or anything FUN AT ALL. It's just 2 idiots punching each other and maybe saying something stupid between matches about how strong they are.

I dont agree with ur claim man but I also have a question for you, can you please tell me what defines a real gamer in your opinion?