What's with the bad (at least not as good) Mario Kart Wii reviews?

[Phendrana]

dtewi said:
Asstard players who are incapable of...

Ah screw it. I already explained it for New Blood. If game too hard, game BAD!! IT MUST BE PUNSIHED!

Let's give it a 50 because I can't hold my fat arm steady enough to play! Please, don't remind me of that crap.