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Slarvax said:
Zisbest said:
As the dirty salad peasants are secretly working on their petty little plans, Europastas best engineers have gathered to create another Megapasta Bomb: Codename PastrociousX2. This new formula of 70 Pastatons is around 4 times as destructive as our last Pastomic bomb. Fear for your life Saladlanders, for your evisceration is imment, or fall to your knees, surrender and start praying to the pasta deity that is me! >:)

Haha! You always think your on the lead!Our Special Cabbage Defense Shield are always ready for any type of colossal explosions!

Only Pasta-Shields can withstand Pasta-Blasts, you fool that is known as President Slarvax.

(**Any bad words/cusses shouldn't not be taken in a bad way, it's just for fun anyway.)



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