Splatoon Impressions - Day 1 Buy or Nah?

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ihatefatkatz said:

sundin13 said:
15minutes of Shokio? I can't even handle thirty seconds of the guy.

Anyone got a tldr (or a reason to care because I can't find one)

He complains about lack of voice chat and all the modes not being available from day one. He is buying it used.

Exactly why he is a Joke. Though I figured it would be something like this.