Every good thing comes from Belgium: the contraceptive pill, good beer, pralines, saxophone, antidepressants, the Mercator projection, .jpg filename extension, the world wide web (Robert Cailliau), roller skates and the internal combustion engine. And "french" fries.
You better start thanking us! David Wise without his saxophone? Hah! Jet Set Radio? Not without Belgium! Online gaming? You wish! Fat Americans? They'd be skinny without us and we wouldn't be able to make fun of them.
Don't take this too serious.







