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Let's get a bit creative:

What if it's not your friend who stole the game and figurines but it's actually your wifes evil master plan to get rid of your one friend visiting you?
She obviously knew about your friends past and just waited for the right moment to hide some of your stuff in a different room.
Little did you know that last week when your friend was over at your house and your wife suddenly had to go grocery shopping, she was actually sneaking into your friends house and looking for items you but not your friend had!
Now that she is acting all innocent and sending him a nice message, nobody would suspect her.
From your friends perspective, he's trapped. He knows he can't blame your wife because she'd act all crycry and say that he's the one who can't admit that he has a problem.

Women are crazy, she probably couldn't handle sharing you with someone else anymore.