Screamapillar on 31 March 2015
I like how they went ahead and did it tomorrow, even though it's April Fool's. "This Direct however, is no joke!"
I think they'll have a couple juicy announcements, albeit with the caveat that we get breadcrumbs, and receive full answers at E3. But announcements are still cool.
Mario Kart DLC Pack 2, Mewtwo, N64 virtual console... there's plenty of things to talk about without blowing all their E3 secrets two months early.
Also, I hope the Treehouse stream is something other than Splatoon. There's been a lot of Splatoon information recently. We really need a Nintendo surprise, especially after the brutal Zelda delay.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
