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I'm expecting Nintendo's own high powered Steam Machine, except backwards compatible with every game ever made. It doesn't need cables, it runs on the tears of fanboys. It doesn't need marketing, people just sense it's existence and immediately want it. It also comes bundled with your own personalized love pillow, with Peach, Daisy, Zelda, Samus, and Isabelle from Animal Crossing as optional designs.