So I went into a Gamestop for the first time

[cheshirescat]

PwerlvlAmy said:

cheshirescat said:

That's because you're, apparently, a moderately attractive female and no guy that's worked at a gamestop has ever had even an ounce of game in their lives.  You'd probably be lucky to even get half a second of eye contact from a dude as you're checking out before he turns his gaze down sheepishly, blushing as he asks if you wanted to make any preorders under his breath, let alone go for the hard sell.  It takes the cold confidence of a sociopath to look someone in the face and say some shit like, "Oh, I think you'll really enjoy the subtle nuances of Ride to Hell: Retribution."

that's some weird fantasies you got there lol

A pretty girl intimidating a socially awkward kid isn't a fantasy, hell it happens with me, but obviously on a different level.  Supposedly I have a certain air about me, a friend of mine described it as an 'I will rape your goddam corpse if you bother me right now' aura.