__XBrawlX__ on 20 April 2008
dtewi said: A vast conspiracy? Everyone has known that Super Mario Galaxy has featured the infamous message "UR MR GAY". Many parents were shocked and appalled and threated to sue Nintendo for forcing them to teach their kids about sex. Now, with the recent Okami Box scandal, is Ninty trying to strip away our kids innocence? Oh sure, you might say this is a coincidence. How coincidental is it to have two botched box arts in a row? Ninty is FORCING children to learn about computers and sex at a young age. This will cause them to discover Computer Internet Porn. The kids will spend all their time on the computer, learning more of its secrets. Ninty will then put up a flashing banner saying: "GIRLS PUKE IN DONKEY'S ASS!" It will instead lead to a hypnosis site. They will be hypnotized to destroy Sony and Microsoft. A vast conspiracy? Yes. The "botched" box arts will lead to Ninty winning unnoposed. God help us! |
You fool! Now they'll kill us all!
Guitar Hero 3/ Smash Hits
