Something scary just dawned on me. ioi's last chart update was on Friday the 13th. This was like one of those dramatic music moments where the camera zooms in on my face.
Has ioi tempted fate and his luck finally ran out? Maybe one of us needs to volunteer and relive kratos's journey of killing the fates and reversing time. Or like Man on Fire, has a van full of Mexican gaf gangsters pulled up and abducted him?
Maybe it's like Michael out of gta. Kantor spiked his soda but when he woke up he was being beamed into a spaceship. I'm not saying it was aliens but...
ioi if you somehow find a way to communicate from that ship, gives give us a signal. 7 if you need Master Smeags to rescue you, along with a resurrected Dark Lord Pezus. Two former foes united for a greater cause. And 6 if all's good and you like your new friends. Hopefully if 6, they bio-duplicate you. Your clone can run this site while you're gone.
Bob Dole don't need this you might say, but I say, we must go forward not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
COMENCE BIO-DUPLICATION!!
