GribbleGrunger said:
You mean this thread? http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=197792&page=1# I just changed the headline to make sure people didn't get misinformation. And the title of this thread still says it's a rumour, which is false. It takes over 10 hours to beat this game. |
Yes, spread the word! Perhaps the sig is better suited so that nobody misses the facts?
Or perhaps it'd be better to spread the word like in a TV shopping channel?
Generic blonde girl:
"Hi Steve, nice to see you back! So what do you have for us today?!"
Steve:
"Hi! Today I'll bring you the newest Sony exclusive for PS4, it's called The Order: 1886!"
Generic blonde girl:
"Amazing! THE ORDER?! Wow, amazing! So please tell us more about it! I can't wait!"
Steve:
"The Order is a TPS!"
Generic blonde girl:
"Awesome! But aren't there already many other TPS out there? What is so special about this awesome game?"
Steve:
"Sure, naive girl, I will gladly tell you. The Order lacks multiplayer, has awesome graphics and a victorian setting! In London! And mustaches!"
Generic blonde girl:
"Mustaches?! Awesome!"
Steve:
"Right, isn't it?"
Generic blonde girl:
"Yes, awesome! But Steve, there was talk about the length of the gameplay from dark sources... Do we have to believe them?!"
Steve:
"Don't you fear, my kid. Of course the game has plenty of content in it! Those rumors of 5 hours are already debunked!"
Generic blonde girl:
"Amazing! But Steve, what if people still believe it? Please give us more amazing details on the length!"
Steve:
"For sure, blondie. The Order doesn't only offer you 5 hours of gameplay"
Generic blonde girl:
"5 hours?! How will I ever be able to beat this, Steve?!"
Steve:
"Shh! Not 5 hours, not 7 hours..."
Generic blonde girl:
"Steve, stop! I can't hold it anymore! More than 7?!"
Steve:
"not 9 hours, no!
Generic blonde girl:
"I can't hold it, Steve, please! I can't... This is so amazing! *cries*
Steve:
"No, it offers TEN hours+ of gameplay! 10 hours! Plus! 10 hours, boobmonster! Take that!
Generic blonde girl:
"Oh Steve, how can Sony even dare do this to us! T E N hours?! Really? Oh my god! What did people think to say it only offers 5 hours?!"
Steve:
"I can only shake my head, girlie. Really, I almost got a heart-attack when I read it. But gladfully today I got the chance to tell everyone. I know it's hard for you and others to deal with it but yes, it's true."
Generic blonde girl:
"I can't believe people are so cruel..." *cries again* (onion could be spotted for half a second in the picture)
Steve:
"So as we have this sorted out: Pre-order now! The Order: 1886 will release on Feb, 21! If you pre-order now, you perhaps get the chance to grow yourself a mustache till release! Isn't this amazing?! Be a part of the setting. NOW!"
