Too many filthy PC peasants here. It's ALLL about dat Hyperscan. I go to the club and bishes be like: "Yo, you bring your Hyperscan?" and I'm like: "Hell yeah I did, settle down." I pull out my set of X Men cards for it and the crowd loses their shit. I get all kinds of laid from the Hyperscan. Join Hyperscan or be... bland.
#hyperscanmasterrace
#hyperscansexyclub
#gettinscannedtonight