My first was:
"Do you guys think Black Ops Declassified is going to be PS Vita's ET? The game that fundamentally damages people's already shaky conviction about the system?
I think the worst thing the game could do for the Vita is to sell by the boatloads.
Then we could really see the PS Vita crash of 2012. I wonder in which landfill the unsold copies will be buried."
Not embarrassing but nothing special either. I'm rarely talking about sales these days on the site, though.
I'm gonna qoute the second one too, because I think it's kind of funny. I was talking about ZombiU the day the WiiU was released:
"This game is unrealistic. Have you ever tried whacking someone over the head with a cricket bat repeatedly? It snaps almost immediately,"