Why are there tons of movies about crappy superheros coming out?

[d21lewis]

I know. In fact, why are there so many crappy movies, period!

-Benjamin Button: Yay, he gets younger.
-The Notebook: They get old. Big whoop.
-The Color Purple: She gets beaten by her husband.
-The Sixth Sense: Bruce Willis is...uh, some dude.

Movies suck. That's why I only watch porn.