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Short-skirted anime jailbait: Check.

Short-skirted anime jailbait lying in suggestive prone positions: Check.

Annoyingly cutesy trailer: Check.

Hypothesis: Game targeted alternately toward little girls and pedophiles. Suggested course of action: Avoid like the plague.



"'Casual games' are something the 'Game Industry' invented to explain away the Wii success instead of actually listening or looking at what Nintendo did. There is no 'casual strategy' from Nintendo. 'Accessible strategy', yes, but ‘casual gamers’ is just the 'Game Industry''s polite way of saying what they feel: 'retarded gamers'."

 -Sean Malstrom