Humble Introduction

[Jizz_Beard_thePirate]

Hello! Welcome to the site! I hope you enjoy your stay but be warned, there are a bunch of lewd tentacle monsters somewhere hidden in this site! If you get to close, Bam! They will grab you and use their lewd tentacles against you and you will never experience anything so stimulating ever again! But dw, I am here to help if you need me to fight off these cray cray lewd monsters!