| Kerotan said: My offical response: "My people... Sons and Daughters of Chartz. This much I vow: The history of these days will be written in blood. By crushing the armies of Smeags, by seizing the ioi's they thought to turn against us, we were fighting for our very adjustments. But if there are those who would deny me the ability to post; refuse me my rightful place in the NPD threads, then I will unleash such terrible posts that generations of modz yet unborn will cry out in anguish![...]The enemy may shatter my profile, but they cannot break my spirit. Even now they advance on my account, to seize by force what they cannot claim by right. Comander Khan cannot imagine what awaits him. I WILL SMITE THE MODZ FROM OUR CHARTZ! Though they sweep over our lands like the sands of winter, never again will I bow before them; never again endure their oppression; never again endure their tyranny. I will strike without warning and without mercy, posting with one hand, one heart, one soul. I will shatter their dreams and haunt their private chats, drenching my ancestors' graves with their blood. And as my last post tears at their lungs; as I rise again from the ruins of the banhammer... they will know: VGChartz belongs to the Kerotan. (And Joethebro)
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Best post in weeks. Hilarious.
