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This one is funny.
Keita Takahashi Explains Weird Dream Where He Presented a PS4 Game Holding a Fork
In an interview with Katamari Damacy creator Keita Takahashi, he explained this weird dream he had where he presented what he thought was a video game at the PlayStation Experience while holding a fork. 
Still holding the fork from when he presented at the PlayStation Experience earlier, Takahashi believes that the entire presentation was only a dream and that his real presentation is going to be held in the next 15 minutes.
“Why do you know what happened in my dream?” asked Takahashi through a translator when we told him the details of what had just happened, “Yes, I had that exact dream. I was up on the stage at the PlayStation Experience with this lady I do not recognize while presenting this Wattam game that I do not remember making. I do not know why I have this fork in my hand, but it was also part of my dream.”
“I do not remember making this.” – Keita Takahashi
Takahashi was still full of questions after we broke down exactly what had happened in his dream. We even showed him footage of the event that he believes was created through powerful CGI on the PlayStation 4.
“Why would I say that I am Japanese?” continued Takahashi, “Why would I not be sure if I was Japanese? Why would I spin around for no reason? These are definitely good questions to bring to my therapist next week. I would like to return back stage now. I need to practice my speech for the game I am about to present that is also called Wattam. That is such a strange coincidence.”
We then later watched as security stopped Takahashi from returning to the PlayStation Experience main floor. One guard gave him a spoon and that seemed to placate him as he returned back stage.
